copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- EVERYTHING IN NEW RUSSIA SEX.
- London's Calling, Crunch. To the imitation zone.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: BoobsVertising.
- Liquor Control Board of Ontario salutes drunken LG...
- (nsfw) In fashion advertising, when out of ideas, ...
- Monkey Boy/Girl Ready To Kick Some Dino Ass.
- Jolly Green Giant used to be less giant, more scar...
- What German physicians will be spanking their stet...
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Nando's Restaurant
- Matchstick Man & Crazy Cat Lady get relief from sk...

3 Comments:
You said there were tires in that ad. I've watched it three times, and still haven't seen them...
Hm, despite my national pride, I have to say that was a lame ad. But mind you, the caption said something like...ah, I just came up with a brilliant translation: "Bare essentials".
Hot girls but no sense...
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