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posted by copyranter @ 1:25 PM
6 Comments:
It took a few seconds, but I'm guessing "WOLF."
I saw "WOLF" as soon as I looked at the thumbnail, even without the other words as context.
'Ranter, get your eyes checked. Maybe it's time for bifocals ;)
“A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.”
- Lana Turner, American film actress known for her glamorous looks and sexual allure, 1920-1995.
Another of her quotes:
“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”
And speaking of wolves:
“Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.”
- German Proverb
“If you call one wolf, you invite the pack”
- Bulgarian Proverb quotes
“For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack”
- Rudyard Kipling, English short-story writer, poet, and novelist. Nobel Prize(1907), 1865-1936.
etc., etc.
I think you can stop at the word "patient", and realize they're talking about lip and throat cancer.
It should be read: "A gentleman is just a [lung cancer] patient."
The smoke looking like letters is just a coincidence.
Reading the ad was good training for the captcha for this comment.
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